quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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