I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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