sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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