If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Everclear isn't food dammit
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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