Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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