Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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