Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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