i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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