we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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