she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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