i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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