yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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