i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Rumble strips road head = magical
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I think my moral compass just broke
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