and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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