i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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