just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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