so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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