She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
