Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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