Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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