You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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