rhymes with "ouble enetration"
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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