Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
