do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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