There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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