Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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