White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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