Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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