A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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