Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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