Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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