My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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