so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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