that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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