I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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