call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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