But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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