So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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