we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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