This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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