It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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