How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You pole danced in your parka.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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