He asked me if I "almost moaned"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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