i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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