I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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