dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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