I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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