There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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