is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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