I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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