I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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